Santa: Aaj Pahli Baar Meri Alaarm Ghadi Se Aak Khuli Banta: Vah Kaise? Santa: Meri Bivi Ne Use Mere Sir Par Fenk Mara
Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hu Meri Bivi Bich Men A Jati Hai Banta: Tu Trak Chala Kar Dekh Shayad Kismat Sath De De!
Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Ki Kha Jaun Banta: Achchha Aur Ab Kya Lagta Hai? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Hota
Santa: Doctor Sahib Mujhe Chakkar Aa Rahe Hain! Doctor: Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai Nind Ki Goli De Raha Hu Bivi Ko Khila Dena!
Jito: Aap Salim Ki Bivi Ke Janaje Men Nahin Gae? Santa: Kis Muh Se Jau Vo Tisari Bar Apni Bivi Ke Janaje Men Bula Raha Hai Aur Main Use Ek Baar Nahin Bula Saka
Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Kha Jaun Banta: Aur Ab? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Tha